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We finally, finally got together in person to pray.

Uh-huh.

Yay!

We finally, finally got together in person and, oh my God, it was everything I could have hoped for and more.

And I am just here to suck your dick. I really am. I adore you so much even more in real life.

Let me tell you all about David Yontam. First of all, he walks into the Beverly Hills Hotel. I mean,

as though he's just lived there, he's staying there. I mean, fabulous Louis Vuitton bag. A Louis Vuitton limited edition that nobody else could get. The lobby is like looking at him. Meanwhile, I go in first, you know, to the polo lounge. And it's so funny because I am not that confident, but then when I go to rich places. You would think that I was Kathy Hilton. I walk right in. I go at the

Polo Lounge. We'll have a table for two. And they go, ma'am, we're fully reserved tonight. I said, excuse me? And they go, there's an auxiliary bar down to the left of the lobby. Exiliary bar. We're here for the polo lounge. Excuse me. Do you know who I am in

like Washington, D.C.? Huge deal. Anyway, David walks in. And when David Yontz showed up to the

auxiliary lounge, I was like, oh no, no, darling. No, no. So we went to Craigs and mind you, David is

even more handsome and adorable in real life and so skinny. And we'll talk about that because even Sutton commented on yourigs. And mind you, David is even more handsome and adorable in real life and so skinny.

And we'll talk about that because even Sutton commented on your weight. And anyway, we had a quick drink, but then we went to Craigs, which was amazing. And P.S., we were seated next to the actor, Christopher McDonald. You were like, he's nobody, he's nobody. I take a picture. I put it on my Instagram. He's in, do you watch the HBO show Hacks? Because you, I think you would love Hacks. Do you watch- He's in Hax currently? He's currently in Hacks. He plays Gene Smart's kind of on-again, off-again boyfriend who is like a- Sarah's like, I'm getting a picture. I'm like, Sarah, I have no fucking clothe who this is. I'm not going to speak to this person.

Okay, so there you go. And he also was Scooter in Happy Gilmore, I believe, years ago. He's very famous. He's been in lots, tons and tons of things. So people were like, oh, my God, you know him from hacks. Anyhow. David, I, that is a long-winded way of saying it was awesome to meet you in real

life and you're just handsome and sweet.

And you and I have the same ADD, which I appreciate so much.

But I hear it all.

We did have fun.

We did Craigs.

I did go back.

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