Sarah, the way crazy.

I think I'm going to have to have a little more than booty tassels for you to switch teams, honey.

I don't think we, I think I ask you this every time I see you.

Have you ever had sex with a woman?

I mean, define sex.

Like your dick in a vagina.

Okay, then they. Yeah. I in a vagina. Okay, then they...

Yeah.

I had a girlfriend in high school and we messed around at times.

At times, people.

Not every minute.

Not every day.

So it's always, you know, when you're like 17 years old and you're dating someone and you're not interested in messing around 24 hours a day

something must be up right is anybody else listening going i would pay money to see david yontiff

try and make out with a woman in any capacity honey i adore you nothing about you seem straight

and oh by the way we're still friends i mean although know, she's another one who's not, I think, happy with me at the moment. She wants everyone's mad at me these days. She wanted to come to the Hamptons over the summer. And they chose on a Saturday. I'm like, these are the five weekends that actually work. She's like, we can't do it in August.

We'll do it next weekend. And I said, here are 13,000 restaurants. Good luck. I want no part of this. I'm so busy at work. I'll go eat anywhere you want, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, on Thursday was like, this is really hard to get a reservation. I'm like, yeah, welcome to the Hamptons. And then I said, why don't you just come in September?

And then they said, why don't you just come in September? And then they said, great, and they're not happy with me. No, everyone's mad at me, Sarah. What can I say? Well, I'm not. I'm not mad at you. And, you know, things are good between us. So there's one person. But you know, I mean, you do come on the podcast and you say, I have no friends. I don't like my friends. The only people I like is my podcast listeners. I mean, I'm sure your friends are a little offended. I told you the Suzanne and, uh, Michelle, they were mad, but they're, they're over it. We've worked it out. Um, I'm a little hungover today. I'm not going to lie to anybody.

This is a pattern with you. I'm going to have to get you in AA. I need you around your liver.

I mean, I can't get you a liver transplant. I mean, we've got so much work to do.

I think I need a little bit of a rehab. But what was I going to say to you? You know who is mad at me?

Who? Kelly Dodd. Kelly Dodd is furious with me. Furious.

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