Wow, do I look that bad?

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

So I had a funny thing happen at the country club yesterday.

So I live in a town that doesn't believe rich people should have things that poor people don't have.

So they structure the housing in such a way that you can live in the nicest neighborhood in the town I live in,

like with the most expensive, you know, however many millions of dollars, houses.

But there is going to be an apartment complex right over there because they don't think

it's fair that, you know, certain people have certain neighborhoods.

And I guess some parts of the country think this is a good idea.

Other parts of the country think this is a ridiculous idea.

I would be in the wild.

Well, I certainly wouldn't live there.

I don't like poor people anywhere near me.

Anyway, I think that explains how this happened. So with this particular neighborhood that's got

some really, really nice houses in it, everybody that lives in this neighborhood gets a country

club membership, whether you own the house or you're in the apartment complex. And so everybody

gets to be a member of this country club. For whatever reason, hardly anybody uses a country club.

A friend of mine is on the board.

And he said of the 2,000 people or something that qualify, there's only like 60 people

that regularly use it, which is fine with me.

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