Would You Trust a Little Boy With the Powers of Shazam?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

If you can’t trust a little boy with the powers of Shazam, who can you trust?! In reality the powers of Seus, Heus, Aeus, Zeus, Aues (again) and Meus was given to the sad, lonely and despicable Billy Batson by a misguided and potentially evil Wizard but fear not! Because we’re here to finally right this wrong. We go over several pathways like giving Shazam a carer to giving the most pure of heart (a dog) godlike powers to varying degrees of success to finally turning inwards and giving ourselves the powers of the gods to fix all our aches and pains. We don’t fight the devil but we also no longer groan when we get out of a chair so we’d call that a big win in our books.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it.
0:05.0	You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Xamad are funny, you're a fan of this?
0:09.0	Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds.
0:13.0	It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie.
0:17.0	It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it.
0:22.0	Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it
0:26.0	on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods.
0:35.0	It looks like Buntas come early this year with the arrival of Star Wars as Soka thanks to Disney+.
0:41.0	Taking place after the fall of the Empire, Star Wars as Soka follows the former Jedi knight
0:46.0	as she investigates an emerging threat to an already vulnerable galaxy.
0:51.0	What personal sacrifices will she make to protect the universe?
0:54.0	Who's gonna help her? Who will betray her?
0:56.0	Will there be a love interest played by a dumpy man with the sloppiest rig in his mid-30s
1:01.0	who isn't very clever that I can project myself onto?
1:04.0	Only time will tell, and that time is now.
1:07.0	With a two-episode premiere streaming now exclusively on Disney+.
1:12.0	18-plus subscription required, terms and conditions apply.
1:16.0	Happy Buntas, may all your pods be racing!
1:24.0	You're listening to The Sandspans Network.
1:28.0	Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
1:31.0	I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joe.
1:33.0	And this is the fucking podcast that I see important questions.
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