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The Really Very Crunchy Podcast

Would you survive the apocalypse? (We wouldn't...)

The Really Very Crunchy Podcast

Emily & Jason Morrow

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Emily and Jason face the ultimate test—figuring out if they have what it takes to survive the end of the world. Would they be the resourceful leaders of a new society, or would they be taken out immediately by something embarrassingly preventable? They break down the types of people most likely to survive, the absolute worst ones to be stuck with, and which apocalypse scenario is actually the most realistic.  From total government collapse to AI takeovers, they cover the best (and worst) survival strategies with absolutely no expertise. Will their crunchy lifestyle give them an edge, or will their aversion to synthetic materials be their downfall?  It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it just might be the most unhinged episode yet. If you’ve ever wondered how you’d fare in an apocalypse, this one’s for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Winters here, and with it comes all the usual challenges, cold weather, dry air, and of course, those annoying winter illnesses.

0:07.0

When it comes to relief, I like to stick to reliable solutions like the VIX Cool Relief Humidifier.

0:13.1

Did you know that keeping indoor humidity between 40 and 60% can help relieve symptoms like stuffy noses, dry skin, congestion, and even chapped lips,

0:22.4

that's where the VIX Cool Relief Humidifier comes in.

0:25.4

I've been using the VIX humidifiers for a long time now, and it's a game changer.

0:29.7

The soothing mist eases congestion, and with its large 1.2 gallon tank and easy to clean design,

0:35.8

it's super low maintenance.

0:37.7

I just fill it up with filtered water and enjoy relief all day or night.

0:42.3

Find the VIX Cool Relief Humidifier on Amazon, and right now there's a special offer where you can get 20% off your purchase.

0:48.6

Just go to Amazon.com and search VIX, V-U-L-600 Cool Relief Humidifier,ifier a must have for wintertime comfort what if overnight

1:00.8

everything just stopped no internet no power no quick grocery runs for just one more thing

1:06.4

that somehow turns into a two hundred dollar hall just you, your family, and whatever supplies you have in

1:11.8

your house right now, and the skills, or lack thereof, to survive. Are you ready for that? Because if the

1:19.0

world, as we know it, came to a screeching halt, most of us would be in trouble. We've outsourced

1:24.9

everything, our food, our water, our ability to function without the internet.

1:29.8

Today, Jason and I want to bring you along for our first episode in a series we've dubbed

1:34.9

The Apocalypse.

1:36.8

We're asking the big questions.

1:39.1

How will it happen?

1:40.3

Who's actually prepared for an apocalypse?

1:42.5

And who's hopelessly doomed.

1:44.9

And we talk about our own survival odds because if this thing goes down tomorrow,

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