Would You Rather...

The Bad Broadcast

Dear Media, Madison Murphy

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

5 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Today we are playing Would You Rather with my favorite co-hosts: me, myself, and I! In my humble opinion, there's no better way to dig into the psyche. I ponder all the mysteries of life in this episode, such as when was the worst time to live as a woman? Do I want to know how or when I'm gonna die? And the biggest mystery of all: why do all men believe they can fight a bear with only a pocket knife? Some things we may never know. ENJOY!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.6	Welcome to the bad broadcast. I just did something that I've
0:33.2	never done in the history of the podcast. And that is, I recorded all of my ads, no edits,
0:40.6	first take. If you guys don't know my process when I record, I always start with my ads. So I go into
0:46.8	the calendar, see what's slated to be read this week. And then I go through them and then I edit
0:51.5	them, put them together, send them off. I recorded three ads for
0:54.7	today. And usually that would take me like, I don't know, anywhere from like 20 to 30 minutes because
0:59.8	they're a minute and a half each. So I'd like to read them, get them all right. I just did three ads
1:04.3	in five minutes. That was crazy. That's good energy. I recorded a Patreon episode yesterday and I was saying that
1:13.3	the energy has just been feeling off this past week. And honestly, I have heard from many people
1:19.4	that they felt this way. Like I, let's see, I'm trying to think of, okay, so this episode comes
1:24.2	out the 31st. I'm recording it on the 25th. So it was last week. It was the week of like the 17th.
1:32.4	And I just felt like I talked to so many people who were like, my husband's driving me nuts.
1:38.4	My boss is making me insane. My kids are off the rails. Like everybody was just feeling weird. So I'm hoping that we can
1:47.4	get some good juju going this week. I do want to touch on The Bachelor. The finale was last night.
1:54.0	And our girl, our hometown hero, Lydia, she was the runner up. And I just want to give her a
2:00.2	shout out. Thought she handled it very well,
2:02.4	looked gorgeous, loved everything she said. Yeah, had never consumed a season of Bachelor
2:07.7	quite like I did this one. And I'm still holding out hope that she will come on the podcast.
2:12.8	Okay, one day. I think this is my third plea to have her on and we're going to get there one day. However, we do have some really fun interviews coming up. I'm headed to L.A. in a couple weeks, end of April. And they're going to be good. So I'm excited about that. And today's episode is all about would you rather. We're playing Would You Rather with my favorite person to play
2:35.6	Would You Rather with myself? The best co-host I could ever ask for, really, just me.
2:45.5	I'm fueled up. I'm ready to go. I just had a nice slice of sourdough, cottage cheese, tomato, and balsamma glaze.
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