Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This week, Centaur Bob rejects psychology, dabs like a champ and has a throbbing Richard.

Wade is a Milky Chat, waggles his manly knees and says no to last name.

In numerous marks is embarrassed by star treatment, probes his pals deeply,

and proclaims it should hurt less the second time, from guitar hero to fish-tars.

Yeah, it's time for Muju Ruther, part two.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello gentle listeners and gentle viewers.

Those of you who are watching the incredible, unbelievable, like Cirque du Soleil level of display

that is only available in the video portions on Spotify, you are the luckiest of all to witness

with your own eyes, the magnificence that is the video portion of this podcast.

It puts the audio segment to shame.

Anyone that's only listening to the audio, imagine all the things that they're missing out on.

And that's all that they can do. They can only, oh god Bob.

Well I'm trying to keep it spicy for the kids, is that bad?

I was gonna twerk but I didn't want to get up.

Yeah, anyway if you were watching the podcast you probably just cringed out of existence,

but welcome to Disractable, the podcast where you do that on a daily, well actually on a bi-weekly basis.

Bi-weekly?

What a terrible term, a word that could literally mean every two weeks or twice a week.

And it's impossible to tell which one you mean.

He means twice a week though.

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