Would You Rather Find A Bear Under Your Home, Or A Body In Your Pool?
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Matt. Welcome to the Menderu. |
| 0:03.0 | Ola, Ventura. |
| 0:04.5 | Ola! |
| 0:06.1 | Man, welcome to the program and the random. Would you rather question? This is a very weird one. |
| 0:10.4 | All right. |
| 0:11.7 | Would you rather find a bear living under your home, okay? |
| 0:16.7 | Or would you rather find a dead body in your pool? |
| 0:23.0 | To me, this is easy. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm taking a dead body. |
| 0:27.1 | Dead body. |
| 0:28.0 | Assuming it's not someone I know. |
| 0:30.2 | If a bear is living under my home, then I have an actual issue because it's living under my home. |
| 0:36.8 | If there's a dead body in my pool, I did not kill them. |
| 0:39.5 | I do not know who they are. |
| 0:40.6 | Call the cops and I'm done. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah, but if you're living in a home when a bear's down there, could be Yogi |
| 0:46.8 | the bear, some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, sweet like that. |
| 0:50.6 | And those would be the last things that Matt said. |
| 0:52.5 | Look, but look, yesterday Steve had bees in front of his home, which were problematic. |
| 0:57.5 | It's not a bear. |
| 0:58.7 | Right. |
| 0:59.0 | No one wanted to go outside because there's a huge beehive that somehow ended up on your street. |
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