Miles, why did you say your kids sitting on the couch naked eating a bowl of chili?

I bought it to do it.

Oh.

I wanted to make it awful.

I don't know. Like I've said this before.

Like sometimes after sex, you're kind of hanging out. Maybe we're sitting on the couch.

Yeah.

I just find it incredibly odd to eat naked.

I don't.

Like shirtless, whatever.

But yeah, I don't. Like shirtless, whatever. But, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if I've eaten naked.

I'm going to go through my memory.

I'm sure there's a moment where I was naked, reached in the fridge, and grabbed something.

Right.

I'm not counting that.

You sit down and it's an eff it, man.

I'm comfortable. big old, you know, ice cream Sunday or something like that? Or could it just be like a grilled cheese sandwich?

Why does it have to be decadent for you to eat it naked?

How does that justify it better?

Well, I'm drinking coffee naked every morning.

So caviar would be better to eat naked, say, than a bologna sandwich.

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