Would you clone your dog?
The Valenti Show
Audacy
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's get to the people. |
| 0:01.3 | We're having a little fun. |
| 0:02.0 | This Tom Brady's story is wild. |
| 0:04.2 | Cloning his dead dog. |
| 0:06.3 | Aye, aye. |
| 0:08.5 | Why don't we do that? |
| 0:09.5 | You know what? |
| 0:09.9 | It's only appropriate. |
| 0:10.6 | I've got to move somebody to the front of the line. |
| 0:12.7 | And it's someone who, if they could drink Tom Brady's bathwater, they would. |
| 0:16.8 | But he's also a legend of this show, so I'm conflicted. |
| 0:19.6 | What you say? |
| 0:20.0 | Bishop? But he's also a legend of this show, so I'm conflicted. And no, no, he used to be big Vern. |
| 0:23.8 | He is now medium-sized, Vern, and he's back. |
| 0:28.3 | Slim and trim, firm. |
| 0:29.3 | Hello, Vernon. |
| 0:30.7 | Yes, you can call me Mr. Normal BMI from 343 down of 217. |
| 0:35.5 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:36.8 | Congrats. |
| 0:38.0 | Vern, go ahead. I know you're going to defend your boy. You love Brady. |
| 0:43.0 | No, what I'm going to do is defend money is that money buys you happiness and options. |
| 0:50.2 | Whoever said that money can't buy you happiness is the biggest liar on planet Earth. |
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