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The Basement Yard

Would You Cheat On Beyonce?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

@AntVino is back and we're talking about Beyonce's new album & a bunch of nonsense from our past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday April 25th. I am here with a returning guest a regular to the basement yard now

0:07.9

Anthony DeVino lives too short. I don't know. I don't know what that was at it. I'm relevant to this talk about it about what

0:15.1

You know you gotta take chances

0:21.2

DeVino brought me some fucking ice cream today not sure why that was great

0:24.9

But you text me like hey dude, I'm gonna come over for the podcast. I'll bring ice cream hell yeah ice cream is an everyday thing bro

0:32.3

You get ice cream everyday absolutely. I got cake pops not cake pop birthday cake pops in the freezer on the reg but

0:39.5

By side cake pops. I don't like cake pops ice cream. It's it's birthday cake. All right, but on the reg

0:46.6

On the reg I've been eating those organic applesauces and those chocolate puddings. What the fuck is organic applesauce? It says organic

0:52.9

Wait and the apple sauces. Yeah, what do you mean? They're great applesauce like I like it's like I have we were maybe you know before I go to sleep

1:03.1

I have one of each you have an apple sauce. Yeah, and a chocolate pudding. Yeah, do you have a Capri Sun and a high sea to you fucking five year old

1:10.6

Sips dude sips those are S and the prices. Yeah, I see sips fucking Franky always had those in his house. I was never had Arizona

1:18.5

I see just always had this is hips. This is a sips. Is it think it's two S? It's two S's. Yeah, don't know why they did that

1:25.5

Sips is probably already taken sips. This is a sips. Yeah, okay, Mike and eggs anyway, um go for it

1:32.5

So we want to speak about Beyonce for a second first of all Beyonce, right?

1:38.0

Bad ass phenomenal looking person gorgeous

1:42.0

Amazingly talented, right can sing like a motherfucker sing Jesus Christ over. Yeah

1:48.5

Right my dad. Okay, go ahead continue. I was gonna say was I said that a

1:54.6

Like back in the back in the I don't know how long I was at a couple months ago. I was like I haven't really liked every Beyonce song since

2:02.2

Halo, I think I said he was good love on top is a bang and also what's that? Like a huge Beyonce fan as far as her music. You know what I mean?

2:10.5

And I don't it's just not my cup of tea whatever

2:13.1

But I can easily recognize talent in her like she's obviously amazing, but

2:19.6

Yeah, I said that and her fucking fans went ape shit. They were attacking me. They were like

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