Would You Be a Better Wilson Than Wilson in Castaway?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Wilson, the famous volley ball, barely does anything in that movie wherein he plays famous volley ball and life coach to Mr Tom Castaways. In fact he even abandons Mr Castaways and the penultimate scene in the movie! Some might say he was thrown overboard and it was a tragic end for Wilson, but you’d be wrong. So we figured we’d have a crack at being a famous volley ball and life coach. We can provide great companionship, we’re yappy and LOVE to run our mouths plus we’d gossip about all the other inanimate objects we’ve grown attached to like rope, rock and crab. So close your eyes, take your hands off the wheel and set controls to manual as it’s time for everyone’s favourite show: Pilot Distraction Hour!

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it.
0:05.0	You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this?
0:09.0	Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds.
0:13.0	It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie.
0:17.0	It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it.
0:22.0	Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it
0:26.0	on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods.
0:35.0	It looks like Buntas come early this year with the arrival of Star Wars as Soka thanks to Disney+.
0:41.0	Taking place after the fall of the Empire, Star Wars as Soka follows the former Jedi knight
0:46.0	as she investigates an emerging threat to an already vulnerable galaxy.
0:51.0	What personal sacrifices will she make to protect the universe?
0:54.0	Who's gonna help her? Who will betray her?
0:56.0	Will there be a love interest played by a dumpy man with the sloppiest rig in his mid-30s
1:01.0	who isn't very clever that I can project myself onto?
1:04.0	Only time will tell, and that time is now, with a two-episode premiere streaming now,
1:10.0	exclusively on Disney+, 18-plus subscription required, terms and conditions apply.
1:16.0	Happy Buntas, may all your pods be racing!
1:24.0	You're listening to The Sans Pants Network.
1:28.0	Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
1:31.0	I'm Joe.
1:32.0	I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joe.
1:33.0	And we're happy to report that after 500 episodes we've still got plenty of good questions in the bank.
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