Would the Avengers be Better off Without the Hulk?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2015

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes reassess the Shield Initiative, take a closer look at the roster and ask would the Avengers be better without The Hulk? We follow our fans orders and explore just how everyone would fare without the big green guy, create several alternate universes and try and fix Hulk’s problem with modern medicine. Jackson keeps on eating The Hulk, Zammit tries to replace The Hulk with Thor, Alli thinks we're being a bit too mean and Duscher is just really stressed about the Abomination. So join us in our recruitment process, help reshuffle the roster until everything works out just fine without Bruce and try our hardest not to get angry, because you won't like us when we're angry… except Duscher. Most people like him angry because the secret is he’s always angry.Want to help New York repair problems that Hulk could've stopped? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help thousands of misplaced civilians. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least forty-seven books on how to deal with hulks being choofed off to space.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:32.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:36.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.
0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:45.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery.
0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:50.0	I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:52.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.
1:07.0	Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over.
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1:31.0	I didn't know what I was going to say after this. I had a line and then I forgot it.
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