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Plumbing the Death Star

Would It Really Be Nice if the World Was Cadbury?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2017

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes become chocolate, try their best to survive, and then change the world in a fundamental way as they ask if it would really be nice if the world was Cadbury?Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Duscher: twitter.com/dusch13Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadZammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit

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0:00.0

Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.

0:03.8

Watch it too much and make us go viral.

0:06.0

Now on, help ruin other people's days.

0:08.6

Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok

0:10.8

and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that

0:14.1

algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.

0:17.0

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:25.0

Thank you for calling National Lot 3.

0:26.0

I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

0:29.0

Yeah, I think I have.

0:30.0

I should take to double check for I do a cartwheel.

0:32.0

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

0:36.2

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?

0:40.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

0:46.2

This Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery.

0:47.6

Rules and procedures apply.

0:49.2

Players must be 18 or over.

0:50.8

Sans Pants Radio. or over. Sans pants radio, your friend in the fridge.

1:00.0

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

1:03.0

Thank you for calling National Lottery.

1:05.0

I can see a calling about a winner today, is that correct?

1:07.0

Yeah, I think I have.

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