Would Coldplay Win Eurovision?
The Rest Is Entertainment
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4.3 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The rest of entertainment is presented by Octopus Energy. |
| 0:02.8 | Now, celebrity culture has a way of taking very small preferences and promoting them until they require a lot of paperwork. Yeah, it's like the first time we ever go on a show and you say, oh, could have some sparkling water and then like forever, it's like, oh, you has to have sparkling water, it must have sparkling water. It's very, very important. And that's what we call the rider. The rider. Right. In some cases, the rider didn't stay sort of practical for long. |
| 0:21.6 | You know, it started as a wish list, |
| 0:23.1 | and then it sort of strayed into a kind of a hostage note from the ego. There was a point in JLo's ego where she was having like, you know, the white drapes, the white candles, the white, absolutely everything, white flowers, white, you know, sofas, everything. Most people don't actually need a rider in this life of ours, however, |
| 0:39.3 | but there is something reassuring about not having to specify everything twice or more. |
| 0:43.2 | And this is one of my absolute favourite things about Octopus Energy. |
| 0:45.3 | If you ring them about anything, your number is recognised, |
| 0:49.0 | and you'll go through to a team who deals with you and they have dealt with you before. |
| 0:53.9 | So, yeah, you have a team that |
| 0:55.6 | recognise your number and you go through to people who you don't have to explain the same thing |
| 0:59.6 | to 15 times. This episode is brought to you by BT. Whenever we're immersed in the amazing |
| 1:09.0 | shows and films we're streaming or the content we're |
| 1:11.2 | scrolling through, we're totally oblivious to the incredible infrastructure that makes it all possible, |
| 1:15.7 | BT's network. But it's not just our homes that benefit. BT's network supports some of the |
| 1:20.2 | UK's most vital operations, connecting everything from major institutions to small businesses. |
| 1:25.2 | It's clearly no understatement that this infrastructure is nothing |
| 1:28.1 | less than vital and so needs defending. Thankfully, BT believes protection shouldn't be optional. |
| 1:33.5 | That's why they're constantly working in the background to guard the country's homes and businesses |
| 1:37.3 | by protecting our nation from four million cyber threats each day, a Herculean task of truly |
| 1:42.9 | cinematic scale. |
| 1:48.2 | It's no wonder that they're trusted to support more homes and businesses than any other network. |
| 1:50.1 | BT behind brilliant things. |
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