Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

I stood up for seniors facing elder abuse.

I thought when I got to be president I get to do things that I wanted to do but my staff tells me what I can't do.

And I'm going to do it anyway.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

Who's next?

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

And congratulations of the Bats of Gotham.

You like being called the Bats of Gotham. Do you like me calling the Bats of Gotham?

I think it's fair to say everyone.

Everyone watches women's sports.

I watch them, sometimes from a chair, and sometimes from a chair sometimes from a closet almost always dressed as

Superman.

Holy underwritten metropolis.

Wish.

Town halls with voters, more interviews, mixing it up. would you like to see more of that they

have shown that they are happy warriors

my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore the reason Kamla doesn't get very

many interviews is because every time she does I think we pick up about a hundred thousand votes.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's... Howie Car. Car.

Welcome to the Howie Car Show 844, 542, 442, 844, 542.

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