Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them
Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories
Darren Marlar
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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When police officer Matt Klein returns to the quiet coastal town of Marshport, he hopes |
| 0:08.7 | for a fresh start with his family. |
| 0:11.4 | But a series of brutal, inexplicable deaths begins to unravel the town. |
| 0:16.7 | At the center of it all is an ancient evil bound to a seemingly harmless gift of an antique |
| 0:22.3 | advent calendar, a relic, counting down to the night when the light of Christmas goes out. |
| 0:28.9 | As the days slip by, strange voices whisper through the walls, people go mad, and reality |
| 0:35.3 | itself starts to crack. |
| 0:43.9 | The deeper Matt digs, the closer he comes to facing an evil that has been waiting for him for years. |
| 0:50.9 | Now with his wife and sons in peril and the final door of the calendar looming, Matt must confront the truth. |
| 0:57.1 | Some traditions were never meant to be completed. 24 days. 24 doors. All leading to one unholy Christmas Eve. Advent of Evil, a 24-episode |
| 1:09.9 | event on Weird Darkness beginning December 1st, |
| 1:13.7 | or get the entire novel at Weirddarkness.com slash advent of evil. |
| 1:20.5 | Someone walks into your church one Sunday morning. They look human enough at first glance, |
| 1:26.3 | but something is off. The proportions aren't |
| 1:29.3 | quite right. The movements seem slightly too smooth or slightly too jerky. And when they |
| 1:35.4 | open their mouth to speak, what comes out challenges everything you thought you knew about God, |
| 1:41.1 | creation, and the gospel of Jesus Christ. They look up at you and say, |
| 1:46.0 | My name is Darth Vader, I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan. |
| 1:51.0 | At this point, do you reach for a Bible to share the good news with your church's new |
| 1:55.0 | alien parishioner? Or do you reach for a crucifix and holy water for protection? |
| 2:01.0 | That's assuming you're not already armed with a laser pistol. |
| 2:12.0 | Hello weirdos, I'm Pastor Darren. Welcome to the Church of the Undead. |
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