Welcome, everybody to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell.

Happy Saturday to you all.

We are all up bright and early to get this one recorded to do some listener question answering.

Graham Ruffin, what was the serial of choice this Saturday morning before you watched?

I'm assuming four hours of cartoons and then 35 hours of soccer?

And that's A-League on Saturday morning.

That's what I tune into.

I actually haven't had breakfast this morning.

Yes, definitely recording on Saturday.

Because I'm doing hospitality at Sterling Albans, so I'll be tanning the beers at 11 a.m.

Just to get through the Sterling Albion match that I'll watch at 3pm.

Does that mean you were working, or does that mean that you are attending a free beer giveaway?

No, I'm just having like a meal and having a drink at the game.

I'm definitely not working.

This is like my few hours off of the year, actually, the whole year. Yeah. First of all, Joe, when you hear, hi Joe, when you hear Graham say he is doing the hospitality, do you understand what that means? Yeah, definitely sound like he's working. I'm picturing him in some sort of apron, maybe. I he's pulling beer. I don't know. This could be anything, really, but he's definitely working. Hospitality, this is a concept. I've seen FIFA World Cup. I've seen Stu Holden on his Instagram punting World Cup hospitality packages. Stu Holden, just like me and Taylor. No, I'm saying. The concept of hospitality is surely not an alien one. It's like, you know, I think it's... Ducing hospitality, though. Correct. Ah, right, there we go. So you are going to enjoy hospitality, maybe... Your question was, am I the one conducting the hospitality? Am I serving the beers? Am I serving the things? Doing implies that you are literally doing that. Like truly like my, uh, the, the, the adult like amateur team that I play on, uh, for a while, like would fund their like team fees and stuff by pouring beers at kickers games. So you can like volunteer and take like a percentage of that. So I truly thought like as a like fan-owned small club, is it like every,

like one weekend a year, you have to be the one who pours the beers. No, no, no. We're five. For you two for me. We are a fan-owned club, but thankfully it's not quite that extreme. No, once a season I do hospitality at Sterling Albans, so this is my once-a-season. Go to Which means that you relax. Got it. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Jill Lowry, that was a long way of getting to you. What breakfast cereal have you had that Graham hasn't had? You know, I've been more of a, I've been more of a, my wife will make granola at home. So we'll just like, I don't know, there's delicious oats and coconut and brown sugar and yumminess in there. And that with milk hits the spot. So it's not quite an answer to question, but I think it's pretty close. I'm happy with it. Are you a health person now? Is that what I'm hearing? That feels like a very healthy answer to my question. No, not at, I mean. How much protein is that? Zero. Basically zero. I mean, I don't think there's a lot in those grains and whatever else is in there. When you get your creatine in there. Yeah, exactly. When I say four scoves of protein powder on there, it has a protein in it. But without that, no. Joe, just downing protein powder is

I'm excited to see this summer

Yeah exactly

Joe's gonna turn up like one of those guys

Gonna have the tan you know like

Basically like a different ethnicity

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