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Hello and welcome back to Distractable. My name is Markiplier and I'm going to be your host today for this wonderful journey into the minds of us three, who is we three?

Hey, me and me and these are the Bob and Wade! I'm a Z?

Z? Yeah. Oh, hi. Hello. Hey, what? Wait, why do you look so scared?

I'm always scared. Wait, you have to put on your normal human smile.

Oh.

I know people listen and can't see it, but you all know what Wade looks like and imagine the face city is pulling right now, and that's it.

That's so long!

This reminds me of that video you posted like I had to be like 2014-2015 the Markiplier's magic touch. I don't know if you remember that.

Oh god, I blocked that video out of my mind!

That's like a formative memory for me, by the way.

Oh yeah, because it was your first time I ever went to L.A.

And you picked me up from the airport and you were like, what you walk in? Can everyone inside this apartment touch your face for like a couple minutes?

And then that happened.

You know how I've always said I look back on all of my videos fondly?

I don't look back on that one fondly at all.

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