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Brooke and Jeffrey

Worst Wedding Proposals

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! What do you get when you mix a private plane, a German man and not one, but TWO attempts at proposing? The best, WORST proposal we've ever heard! And there's plenty more where that came from!

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and there's few moments in life that are more significant and more memorable than your first engagement.

0:08.7

Oh, man.

0:10.1

Why do you say first?

0:12.0

You know, second engagement probably isn't quite as special as the first one.

0:17.4

Because you've kind of been there before.

0:19.8

It's lost to shine. The third engagement, you really have to fake the excitement there. It's almost like a retweet at that point. Yeah. Just like, all right, do it again. Oh, am I another ring? This one's definitely the prettiest of all. Yeah. And by your fourth engagement, you're not even trying to act surprise.

0:59.0

You're just like, yeah, sure, just put it in the box with the others. I'll look at it later. I need to finish this Netflix documentary on Rice. That sounds right. On rice? And then they're like, I think they said yes. I'm pretty sure. There was a sure in there. Yeah. When I filed my taxes next year, they said yes. Definitely. But still, that first time when you asked that special somebody to spend eternity with you, Oh, I can't wait for that.

1:00.0

That's a really big deal.

1:01.0

Oh, it's so sweet.

1:03.0

That's why so many guys go to extreme lengths to make that day and that moment as special as possible.

1:09.0

I was just going to say, my future wife, if you're listening, you have like a 10 to 15 minute presentation of something coming. You've got a power? Do you have a PowerPoint? We don't know. Bring snacks because it's gonna take a while. Yeah, babe, I got you. And that's what one guy from Germany did. He wanted to go as big as he possibly could. Oh, yeah, for the love of his life. That is really sweet. And he's making headlines today because of it. Uh-oh. Is that good or bad? Well, if your proposals in the news, I'm going to guess it's probably not for a good reason. Oh, no. Sometimes big is complicated. Yeah. And complicated can go wrong. Well, the guy's name is Decker. And after three years with his girlfriend, Mila, he thought it was finally time to pop the question. And he wanted to do it in a romantic, exotic setting. So he thought a vacation to Mexico would provide the perfect opportunity. That's awesome.

2:03.4

And after three years, she's like, it's coming.

2:06.7

But here's the thing about Decker.

2:09.1

Didn't want to be too cliche about this.

2:10.3

Oh, okay.

2:14.0

So he wasn't going to do it at a restaurant or on the beach or something. The parent has something on its claw.

2:16.9

He wasn't going to wait for sunset.

2:18.3

Been done before.

2:19.3

All right.

2:20.3

So instead, he chartered a small private plane for just him and Mila that would fly around

2:26.3

the area, give him sweeping views of the Mexican coastline to create the ideal moment for a proposal.

2:33.3

Wow. Except, I mean, it is, but if you're in a tiny little play, it's really loud in there. Yeah, it's like, like yelling over him. But still, that even wasn't quite enough for him. Dude, a private jet? I think you're good. No. To really create some added excitement, Decker asked the pilot for a small favor.

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