Hi, this is Mary and Bartorri. I'm Matt Villander. This is Mary Carillo. I'm San Roenca. I'm

like New York. I'm Andy Mori. Hey, this is Kate, Anson Chivers and you're listening to the

absolute sanity saving tennis podcast.

Well thank you, Kate. We've gone from exquisite to sanity saving, which I think is a locked down

plus. What do you think, Catherine? Yeah, Matt, when you send out the emails to our backers saying

can you send in your recordings and in your intros, do you fish for compliments? Do you request

that they put in some kind of superlative, you know, just if you feel like it, feel free to

pay us a massive compliment. I don't actually. This is an intro arms race, which is happening

independently of me. Organically. It's like when our mascots get involved in an arms race to

send us tennis related animal content. Can't believe our luck. No, it's all fine. And we also are

quite happy to receive your emails, which we've been receiving by the bucket load over the last

few weeks, most of which saying very nice things and yeah, it really has. Would you be in most

time when you don't you don't share with me the ones that don't say nice things, do you?

That's correct, Catherine. Particularly in a week when we are about to reveal our worst of

ever on the podcast. And that means the worst of our predictions on this particular edition.

On Thursday, we're going to discuss the worst grand slam finals in history or have a debate about

and we're also going to talk about the worst of the greats, which is going to be a lot of fun

to try to work out when they were human, when they weren't brilliant, when they did rubbish

things on court and threw in absolute shockers. Because is that kind of world of the moment? We've

decided we're going to have one week where everything's rubbish and we're going to talk about it.

So we'll be getting on with that in a moment or two. Catherine's had her own worst of week or

weekend. Catherine, you've had an uninvited guest in your flat. What's happened?

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