Worst Possible Napkin
The Ross Bolen Podcast
The Ross Bolen Podcast
4.8 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
On Episode 437, Ross and Jared discuss the most depressing napkin a person can use, argue whether baseball pitchers should be allowed to peg (not like that) batters whenever, lament Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s rap debut, remember Mr. Big C**k again, and give props to their almae matres while Jared eats wings.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast. I am the aforementioned host here with the lovely |
| 0:11.1 | the furry the ever horny and hungry Jared Boroslow Jared keep that thing away from me |
| 0:17.5 | you wish. Yeah, but this is a Saturday episode though from Jared and I and Jared is eating. |
| 0:26.0 | I don't think anybody's ever had a meal of food on this show before ever. You know |
| 0:29.8 | this air Ross everybody eats. They do say that. But yeah, so for anyone who isn't watching |
| 0:35.6 | on YouTube, which is like 99% of our audience for some reason. Jared is the first person |
| 0:40.4 | ever to eat a meal during recording of the show and it's pluckers fucking wings. Like just |
| 0:46.1 | that's happening right now in his $2,500 European lounge chair over there. Pluckers cut the |
| 0:51.7 | check and hines and Chick-fil-A what the fuck and Chick-fil-A while the idea was I have Chick-fil-A |
| 1:00.8 | sauce but I don't have Chick-fil-A wings or food or fries right but like do you think Chick-fil-A |
| 1:05.2 | sauce is still good with other fat like other fries. Oh yeah for sure do this all time. Okay, |
| 1:11.2 | because we have such an excess here. But the entire point of me saying this is that we do not have |
| 1:16.8 | just like we don't have normal sauce. We do not have napkins. Bull in media. So Jared had to go |
| 1:23.8 | get a napkin out of one of those individual disposable silver wares and it's just a remind like |
| 1:30.0 | that is without a doubt the saddest napkin you can have to use as a human being. Yeah, I can see |
| 1:37.2 | you through it right now. Right. Like that is the ultimate divorced guy napkin. It's just like |
| 1:42.6 | one square too like dude you can't clean literally anything with that. You can't clean a baby's |
| 1:48.5 | hands with one of these and that's it's what we've all got one or two. It's almost like the Chipotle |
| 1:54.4 | napkin. This is like the step down from that. Yeah, this is like if you took a Chipotle napkin and |
| 2:00.0 | you somehow were able to cut it in half. Right. But I don't mean in half like lengthwise. I mean like |
| 2:04.7 | the cut the material in half. This is a half ply. This is a half ply. If you were able to make a |
| 2:09.9 | Chipotle napkin half is thick and make it into a like even somehow a satire shape. That's this |
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