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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast center, Jack Armstrong, and Joe Getty.

I'm strong and Getty, and now he is Armstrong and Getty.

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Broadcast live from studio C, C, senior.

A dimly lit room, deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound.

Hey y'all, today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Rather than just giving the general manager and trusting you to understand how beautifully simple and profound it is,

I'm going to tell you in advance, it's going to be beautifully simple and profound.

A general manager today is men and women.

Wow, simply profound.

Thank you, thank you for observing that.

There's really no other way to interpret that.

Please do not use gendered language to address everyone.

Hey don't hurt my feelings, we're all wandering in North Korea.

I'll defect worst decision ever.

Oh boy, you're pissed off at South Korea so you're going to go, oh boy.

You know what, my wife made me mad, I think I'll stick my head in a wood chipper.

I mean, my enemy is going to put me in a prison, probably kick me to death.

Maybe the worst idea ever.

Boy, big day today, is this the day that the mainstream media really picks up the whole

justice administration given the Biden family a pass.

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