I know that business you like that. I know that bitch is your well. Yeah. He arches you in. Yeah. And you're like that. Almost on my tip-tee is. You're in your tip-tips. You're in your tip-tips. You're in your tip-toes arched like a little mermaid. Arched. Right, guys, question of the week. And the question of the week this week was, what's the

most unhinged excuse you've used to get out of work? Guys, girls, make sure you comment below.

Rang my boss and said, if I come in today, someone's going to get hurt.

Damn. Yeah, it wasn't on it. It was something going on.

Shit, right.

Most unhinged excuse you used to get out of work.

A bloke I knew was once so messed up on a Saturday night out that he asked a random lady to call his boss and say that he'd been in a horrible accident.

Oblivious to his lie and waking up hungover and late for work on Monday, you can imagine the confusion his boss thought when he rocked up.

Big man, that's, I just completely forgot about the whole team.

He's pulled up to work.

Boss is like, what are you doing here?

You win a horrible, horrible accident Saturday night.

What you're talking about?

What?

I'm here, bro.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What you've been on?

A lady called me from your phone saying that you've been in a horrible accident.

Now, I check my call log, bro.

That's where he knows he's fucked up. Yeah, because he'll see it and he'll see the calling. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow.

I'm a liar.

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