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Worst Date Ever – Skipping Out On The Bill

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0

Now that I have both my mom and my granddaughter living with me, just figuring out what I'm going to prepare for dinner every single night for the three of us can be very, very challenging.

0:10.4

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0:17.8

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0:21.5

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0:27.9

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0:34.1

I use HelloFresh all the time, and I think you should, too. Go to hellofresh.com

0:38.5

slash Kid10 FM to get 10 free meals and a free swelling knife as well. That's a $144 value on your

0:46.9

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0:53.0

subscribers only.

0:55.1

Varies by plan.

0:57.7

Familiar voices, real moments.

0:58.6

Every morning.

1:01.1

You're listening to the Kidcratic Morning Show.

1:03.7

Oh, President's Day, fun fact.

1:04.8

Okay, bring it.

1:06.0

Big Out Mac.

1:06.3

Yeah.

1:17.4

This could be, I know you said you don't want to be mayor or be a councilman, but did you know Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender and co-owned a tavern before he became president?

2:21.3

No, I did not. I had no idea. Wow. So Abraham Lincoln was just slinging drinks. Yeah. And the next thing you know, he's leading the country and abolishing slavery, which was very important. Way to go, Abe. You know what I mean? Oh, president. I'm sorry. How tall was he? 6'5. Man, plus the top hat made him like 610. Yeah. Which we lie about our height, so he might have been like 6'3. Dude. What? I want to get a fiscal? I'm shrinking. Good for you. I just started shrinking, man. Where are you shrinking? My height. I used to be a comfortable six three. Uh-huh. And now I'm like barely, not even six two. Yeah, I've lost an inch. I've lost a freaking egg, man. Are we the same height now? Have you just been slouching? I don't know what the deal is. I was crying almost. He can't call you Big Al anymore. I'm like... Meet him out. Average Al. No, he's still above average, because average men's height is like 5-9, 510 or something. The lady is... Oh, you're almost 60. Oh, what? Oh, God, I took my glasses. I'm so sorry. I was 6-3 almost my whole life. When you get older, you do get shorter. Well, your spine starts to, like, get compact. You can stretch maybe and get it back. Actually, you are about half an inch taller in the morning when you wake up.

2:52.3

And then gravity goes and takes it away really quickly. But when you wake up, you tend to be a little bit taller in the mornings. Okay. So maybe get measured then. I need to go back. My next physical needs to be like at 6 a.m. Yeah, yeah. And make sure you rush over there. Get right on that. Right, right, right. Do you hear that doc? So you'll be over 6-2 once again.

2:53.8

No problem, just like that.

2:52.3

Which is always good. Make sure you rush over there. Get right on that. Right, right, right. Do you hear that doc? So you'll be over 6-2 once again.

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