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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Worst Date Ever – Never Showed Up

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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I promised you’ve never been on a date this bad! and if you have… you need to call us immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Kidcratic Morning Show with Kelly Raspberry.

0:03.4

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

0:04.8

Big Al Mac.

0:05.5

I saw a chicken in a stroller or maybe a rooster, not sure. And J.C. Chavez. There's a snake in my house. It's the Kid Craddock Morning Show. Worst date ever coming up here shortly before we get to that while watch header lines up our callers. because you know we get the emails, we get the text messages, the DMs, and then we reach out to you because we love hearing about worst date ever.

0:25.3

Yeah, we do.

0:26.1

Boss Man's Big Dumb Wheel coming up in 20 minutes, your chance to win $500.

0:30.8

And Big Al Mack having to make decisions left and right.

0:34.3

Oh, boy.

0:34.9

Some decisions questionable.

0:38.3

Why would you say that? Go ahead. Go ahead and tell us about your Saturday.

0:42.9

Well, as you know, I was going to get my doggy.

0:48.1

Oakley. It's Oakley weekend. It's Oakley weekend. Oakley lived with an ice lady by the name of Ginger in Lubbock, Texas. And she agreed to meet Charlie and I halfway in Abilene. Because she has to move and it's a golden doodle. She had a downsize from a house to an apartment. Yeah. And they have a golden doodle. Of course, I've had a couple of golden doodles in my day, about 35, 36 pound dogs.

1:11.6

And great dogs, easy to manage, very friendly, don't shed a lot. So I was very, very happy to be

1:17.1

able to do this. However, at church last week, I won't get into the precursor to my Saturday. I'm

1:23.7

trying to keep this as short as possible. My mom said, my mom, I was talking to Charlie in church by going to Abilene. And she's, my mom said, well, I want to go. Mama want to go. So, mom wanted to go. Okay. So I'm like, okay, good deal. We'll make it a family thing. Road trip. Me, Charlie, and my mom. And Charlie said, can trip and and Chico go? That's the other two dogs. And I'm like, sure. That's where you could say, no. Sure. They could go. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, it'll be a family, a real family trip now. Again, how many hours? Abilene is about a two and a half, three and a half, three hour drive.

2:03.1

Okay. Not including stops. I say are all of these people with smaller bladders than your own

2:08.7

on the same schedule? All about the same bladder schedule. Trey, thank you for asking.

2:13.7

She goes a small chihuahua. That thing pees every 15 minutes. Right. So again, after a very, very trying

2:21.0

morning of Bible study and cooked smoking ribs and I'll try to do a whole bunch of stuff.

2:25.8

Graham and Allie. Before we even left, a whole bunch of stuff had to be done. Then at 12 o'clock,

2:31.6

that's go time. We're going to hop in the truck and we're going to head to Abilene.

2:35.8

Well, my, Charlie, and two dogs.

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