Worst Date Ever – Food Poisoning
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The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show
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🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Can you believe that the holiday season is right around the corner? There's nothing better than having friends and family over at the house for some quality time. But before that, I need to make sure that the house is ready. I need to get some warm linen, some holiday decor and cookware, and maybe some holiday throw pillows. Wayfair is the place to shop all things home, and Wayfair's Black Friday sale is the perfect time to score huge deals on anything that you need to get your home ready for the holidays. And I'm talking huge deals, up to 70% off. I actually have a blank space right below a big, large window that looks over the backyard. So I've been eyeing Wayfair's amazing selection of sideboards. I found the perfect one with glass doors and adjustable lights. And just looking at it online, I know that it's the perfect addition to my living room. Wayfair has everything you need from living room to outdoor areas, bedroom, and more. Wayfar also makes it so easy with fast and free shipping, I can't recommend it enough. So don't miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair's Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. That's W-A-Y-F-A-R.com. Sale ends December 7th. He's got the heart of a poet, the face of a boy bander, and the sleep schedule of a toddler. I've had tantrums at work. J-C-Cabez on the Kid-Cratic Morning Show. Win after $5,000 with J-C's jackpot. All right, here we go. Let's do it. I got a bribe ready to go, but you can take a spin on the slot machine and see how much money you can walk away with. If you give us call it, 800 Kid Live. 800, 543-354-48. 800-5-Geek. We'll take caller number 20. Maybe they'll accept the bribe or they'll risk it and go for the money. |
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| 1:35.3 | Pretty funny studio fight we just had during the break. |
| 1:39.3 | It was a fight. Kelly's a pretty calm person until she finally finished. She's calm. Thank you, J.C. Well, Kelly, she's a fire sign. She's an aries. Once provoked, she strikes. Right. Once she's had enough. Once she's had enough. I didn't provoke. I didn't do anything. I'm just sitting here minding my own business. About one hour into the show or of us, you know, being around each other. Kelly finally looked at how and goes, that popcorn bag has lasted you. How long? He was been eating on the same bag of popcorn. Let me grab it. It is not that big of a bag. It's wild. It's not that big of a bag. It's one ounce of popcorn. Skinny Pop. He has eaten the same bag of popcorn since before I got for about an hour and a half. I'm trying to stretch it up. And I'm like, is that a bottomless bag of popcorn? Is this a biblical miracle? |
| 2:35.8 | I'm fixing? Because wrinkle the bag. This is what you're hearing. It's like, you know, the seven loves and fishes feed |
| 2:41.8 | that thousands. Is this another miracle I'm experiencing? Yes, here is. Because he will never finish |
| 2:47.7 | this bag of popcorn. Because what are you hearing, Kelly? I didn't notice it until Kelly finally snapped, and that's all I could hear after. I can only take it for so long. It's a lunching. I said you're minding my own business. Just mind it faster. I've never seen anything like it my life. It lasted a long time now that you mentioned it was going to go ahead. And now we're having one ounce of popcorn. It was intentional. I wanted to last a long time. This is a long time now that you mentioned it was going on. And now what I have eating one ounce of popcorn? |
| 3:08.5 | It was intentional. I wanted to last a long time. This is a long day. Do you know, Kelly, I have to work four hours? |
| 3:17.3 | I'm trying to stretch this bag of popcorn out at least half the show. Well, because Kelly, you also don't like the sound of chewing. And I, and Al, yeah. |
| 3:25.0 | You have misophonia? |
| 3:26.0 | I have discovered certain sounds on my nerves. |
| 3:30.0 | Not all sounds, but I think it's the right. |
| 3:33.0 | It's like I can tolerate it for a minute or two, but then it's like, is it ever going to end? |
| 3:38.0 | And then that's when I just, I just tip over. |
| 3:40.0 | Yeah. I saw a thing on Instagram, which is where I learned. Oh, my God. Ow, I want to have Kelly's background that one. And he chews and he breathes and kind of hums at the same time. Start noticing. Hey. You. You and home? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. |
| 4:15.6 | You will put in your popcorn in your mouth and we hear every little kernel popping. You'll, mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. You make those noises and you don't know you're doing it. And I'm saying there, I try so hard and I'm like nails digging into the wood on the desk. It is an interesting phenomenon to, like, just always be making noise. We should have a camera follow big of You're not aware |
| 4:16.1 | You know what? |
| 4:17.6 | It's fine on the desk. It is an interesting phenomenon to like just always be making noise. We should have a camera follow being. You're not aware. |
| 4:16.5 | You know what? It's fine. |
| 4:18.5 | Maybe I do make some. |
| 4:19.7 | You know what black people have been saying make some noise |
| 4:21.9 | for a year. I am actually |
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