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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Worst Date Ever – Fake Phone Call

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:21.9

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0:31.7

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0:39.0

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0:44.4

the ability to actually sit down instead of standing at the counter, stress eating while you

0:49.1

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0:56.3

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1:02.4

first box new subscribers only varies by plan i'll now hand you over to my best man eddie. Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? Oh, God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware.comware. Dotting. Familiar voices? Real moments. Every morning. You're listening to the Kidcratic Morning Show. Um, we're back. Justice's trying to figure out what to do with his mom. He's thinking about taking her to medieval times, which be careful because if she sees the black and white night, that's going to be your new daddy. I've been needing a new stepdad. Well, it's not the same black and white night as when I went. Oh, really?

2:01.7

They changed them.

2:02.6

Crew's gone?

2:03.3

Crew's been gone. Dang. Oh, that's been forever ago. He retired in his nightship. But the new guys are posting thirst traps on social. Yeah, we were looking at video. We did watch their thirst trap video a few days ago. I'm not saying that the current black and white night isn't hot,

2:17.7

but I'm saying the one you're thinking of is not black and white night anymore.

2:20.1

The guy that brought you the sausage bouquet. Yes. Oh, wow. Thank you for the sausage bouquet. I think that would be a great spot to take your mom though. I think so. I'm looking at tickets as a little expensive thought. Yeah. And it was interesting to see the thirst traps that they're posting because it made me

2:36.7

want to, like, I want to work there. As a night? Yeah. You should audition. I can't, I'm scared of horses. Well, that would not be good. Right? Yeah. I'm not scared of horse. Like, I'll pet a horse, but I don't want to ride a horse. No, see, that is actually a character

2:50.1

that I'm interested in the night who was afraid of horses.

2:52.2

Yeah, I'll walk.

2:54.3

But riding horses is not it. Unless they're just walking, but if they want to start galloping, we're not about that life right now. Or canter. Isn't that a... I don't like cantering either. Anytime I'm bobbing up and down, I need it to be sturdy and walking speed

3:08.3

You'd rather have a car

3:09.5

Maybe you could be the night that drives a car around

3:11.7

Or the chariot

3:13.5

Or the chariot

3:13.5

Or the wooden horse that they use back

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