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Worst date ever stories. 800 Kid Live. 800, 543-3548. 8005. Geek it. All right, let's kick it off. Valerie, hello. Hey, how are you? We're doing excellent. I just want to know about your worst date ever. Okay. Well, we, this was a long time ago.

I live in Chattanooga, and the aquarium here is like a big deal.

So that was our first date.

And they have like a butterfly area where it's like, you know, warm in there.

And you can look at that.

And the butterfly area, my husband is like, well, I kind of gave away the end of the story.

We're married now, but he was in there, and he's a country guy, and he thought it would

be funny to, as I turned around, throw a cockroach at my chest.

That's not funny.

Was he accurate?

Yes, it was very accurate. Touched my actual skin because I was wearing a tank top. Oh, my goodness. I cried. And he was like, oh, I thought it would be funny. I was like, what is funny about that? Were y'all in seventh grade at the time? Yeah, right? No, we were in high school. I was like in 11th grade. All right. High school, because that's still, that's very juvenile. Yeah. He's like, oh, no, the cockroach got more action than I did. He's 33 and still is childish as he was back then. Yeah. We don't change, Valerie, so he's going to be, you're going to be staying like that.

Congratulations. For your anniversary. Do you guys throw cockroaches at each other? Our anniversary is actually on Monday. We'll be together for 16 years. Oh, congratulations. What's your husband's name, Valerie? Ryan Perry. See, I love when the worst date ever turns into actual marriage. And it's not too bad. I have a happy ending.

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