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Brooke and Jeffrey

Worst Company Holiday Gifts

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A list just came out of the WORST GIFTS a company has ever given people instead of a Christmas bonus…

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and if you work in an office everybody's

0:04.6

getting back from break and asking each other, how was your time off? Did you go

0:09.0

anywhere? Did you have a fling with the mall Santa again? What'd you get for

0:13.2

Christmas this year? That's when the whispers start. Like, did you see what the

0:21.8

company got us for our holiday bonus this year? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And that's why a

0:27.1

brand new survey just came out asking people for the worst gifts their company

0:32.4

ever gave at the end of the year. Oh my gosh. I have one. Tell me when I can add

0:37.8

mine to the list. We all have one in this room. I don't know. Do you remember the

0:41.4

one I'm thinking of? Well, it might be able to get to that. But let's go over the

0:45.5

top answers from this survey. Number seven says one time everyone got a one

0:51.1

dollar lottery ticket with a note attached saying we have to share if we

0:55.5

win. Please sign note. The verbal contract. That is so funny. Number six, my mom's

1:07.1

boss gave everyone a pen. Not a nice one. A really crappy normal ballpoint pen. He

1:14.0

printed her name out on white printer paper and Scotch taped it down the

1:18.3

sign. They say this sounds made up even to me as I type it but it's still in our

1:23.8

junk drawer. It's a prize pin man. Yeah. You know what? You always need a pen. Sure.

1:30.0

Did we get anything this year as a company holiday? Did they do chocolates this

1:35.5

year? Are they in my mailbox and have it? They did. They did. Our CEO gave us

1:38.8

chocolates again. Okay. Okay. There's four chocolates. Yeah. They're very nice

1:42.8

chocolates. Are they? Yeah. They're pretty good. But there's four of them. They're gone

1:47.9

in like one bite. Number five, one year they gave everyone a bottle of wine and

1:52.5

a wine glass that a different saying's written on them specifically chosen for

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