It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and if you work in an office, everybody's getting back from break and asking each other, how was your time off?

Did you go anywhere? Did you have a fling with the mall Santa again?

What'd you get for Christmas this year?

Ooh, a lot because I had a fling with the mall Santa pays good.

And so that's when the whispers start.

Like, did you see what the company got us for our holiday bonus this year? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And that's why a brand new survey just came out asking people for the worst gifts their company ever gave them at the end of the year. Oh, my gosh. I have one. Tell me when I can add mine to the list.

We all have one in this room and I don't know if you remember the one I'm thinking of.

Well, we might be able to get to that, but let's go over the top answers from this survey.

Number seven says one time everyone got a $1 lottery ticket with a note attached saying we have to share if we

win.

They don't even want a risk losing that.

Please sign note

so that it is authentic.

It's a verbal contract.

That is so funny.

Number six, my mom's boss

gave everyone a pen. Not a

nice one. A really crappy normal ballpoint pen.

He printed her name out on white printer paper and Scotch taped it down the side.

Oh, come.

They say, this sounds made up even to me as I type it, but it's still in our junk drawer.

It's a prize pin, man.

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