Worst case scenarios for the Miami Heat offseason
Five On The Floor: Miami Heat/NBA
Five Reasons Sports Network
4.6 • 633 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
We try the Ethan reverse jinx on several occurrences or decisions that could affect the Miami Heat this offseason. What's the worst that can happen -- so we make sure it won't? Greg Sylvander co-hosts.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, stand up and make some noise for five on the floor on the five reasons sports network. |
| 0:27.2 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.6 | It's mercy. |
| 0:33.6 | Music by mercy again. |
| 0:36.7 | Keep nation, we the culture |
| 0:38.3 | Yo, eh, I need you a call time out |
| 0:40.3 | Me ready to set the four plan |
| 0:42.3 | Tropical blanket |
| 0:43.3 | Open for the shot |
| 0:44.3 | Yo Greg, set the pit |
| 0:46.3 | Still five on the floor |
| 0:47.3 | Still ride for my dog soon |
| 0:49.3 | Battle on the court still survive in the wall |
| 0:51.3 | Keep your eye on the ball |
| 0:52.3 | Or get burned friendly keep this mic off the wall without turning the cheek. |
| 0:57.0 | From night of day, no sleeping pads or allowed tomorrow. |
| 1:00.0 | The nut in sleeping us never catchers long. |
| 1:02.0 | Live for Miami. |
| 1:03.0 | Report in the heat with five reasons for sports from the court to the streets. |
| 1:07.0 | Hey, Wade County, |
| 1:12.6 | keep patient, |
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