Worst Athletic Acting Performances
Crain & Cone
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🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, I'm gonna get frustrated by a lot of things, all right? |
| 0:04.0 | Look at the stock market, it pisses me off a lot, I'm gonna be honest. |
| 0:07.8 | Not everything's going great right now, economy's not going great, |
| 0:11.2 | foreign relations aren't going great, but there's some things |
| 0:14.5 | that I just cannot stand. And it is when professional actors |
| 0:19.8 | attempt to be athletes in movies and fail miserable. So we found all the instances |
| 0:27.3 | of just absolutely pathetic attempts to be athletes from actors. |
| 0:32.0 | So, you all ready for this? |
| 0:33.4 | I'm ready. |
| 0:34.0 | All right, let's play the first clip. |
| 0:37.1 | This is from Spider-Man. |
| 0:38.4 | Spider-Man? |
| 0:42.0 | Who dunks the volcano? |
| 0:45.1 | Here's the problem with this. Number one, |
| 0:50.4 | they would even call that traveling in the NBA. |
| 0:53.1 | Can I get a couple of dribbles before we jump? |
| 0:56.4 | And that's how John Morant treats everybody. That's the craziest part whenever you see somebody |
| 0:59.6 | in the paint. But at least give me a couple dribbles. And then, |
| 1:02.6 | who is going into attack the rim sideways? |
| 1:06.3 | Okay, like he did. And how do you end up vertical? That's laziness. |
| 1:10.2 | Lay it again. |
| 1:10.8 | From the editing. |
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