Worst Airplane Passengers

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Flight attendants revealed a list of passenger behaviors they automatically judge someone for...Are you guilty of doing any of these?

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0:00.0	Nobody likes being around adult children on an airplane.
0:05.1	Adult children?
0:06.3	You're talking about me?
0:07.1	Yeah, adults who act like kids.
0:08.8	Oh!
0:10.6	Not even the flight attendants like it.
0:12.9	I see.
0:13.5	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I say that because a bunch of flight attendants were recently polled
0:18.1	and asked to provide examples of poor passenger behaviors
0:22.1	that they'll automatically judge you for.
0:25.2	Yes.
0:25.5	This is going to be good.
0:27.5	And I know we have some frequent flyers in this room, so better listen up and see if you
0:31.8	are guilty of any of these behaviors.
0:34.8	We'll find out.
0:35.7	Number 10, don't poke us.
0:39.3	Who pokes flight attendants?
0:40.9	Oh, like if they're walking by, I would guess.
0:43.7	You'd be surprised how many people will poke a flight attendant to try to get their attention
0:48.5	in the aisles.
0:49.3	And it happens way more than anybody would think.
0:52.3	Are you sure to start to tickle him?
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