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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Worlds Greatest Step-Dad Minisode

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dancer and they read a listener story about family trip to a drive through safari park! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:09.2

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0:16.1

Exhibit C. It's truly criminal.

0:46.9

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Menadas. Menisso.

0:51.1

Well, we're doing another mini-suit. Here it comes. Like a two human cannonball man in one human cannon.

0:57.8

Ball cannon. Who's first? You know that? And that's a question is what is first considered

1:04.5

when it's any human cannonball? Is it the person closest to the explosion or the person who exits

1:10.3

the cannon first? You know? I think the first person out will be the one that actually reaches the

1:15.3

net. I think the second guy is just going to be flailing. So I'll go second because you have a family.

1:21.5

So I'll take the risk. You can be first man out. I mean, I don't know. That does also mean that like

1:27.1

your head or however we're stuffed in there, you might just go right through me. Do you know what I mean?

1:34.7

Explosion happens that your body just goes through my body completely and you just come out in a

1:40.6

mist of Kurt. Yeah. Atlanta. I'll just put on your clothes and pretend to be you until your

1:45.9

kids are in college. They honestly will be so excited. Scotty came over socially distanced and sat

1:56.2

outside with us the other day for like a couple hours and afterwards the next day my daughter was

2:04.8

like let's play Scotty and Olive. I'll be Scotty and you're Olive and you sit there and then she

2:13.2

would have to go Olive. Would you like to see me ride my scooter and I would be like Scotty? I would

2:19.2

love to see you ride your scooter and that you ride your scooter. But it went on for so long.

2:26.8

Well, I also can't take too much credit because I'm probably one of like eight people she's seen

2:31.9

in 2020. So I was this the most recent second man out of the human cannonball cannon. You're not one

2:38.9

of eight people. You are one of two people. There we go. So the odds were in my favor this whole time.

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