Welcome back to Reddit Stories You Cannot Believe are real.

Today my guests are Courtney and Damien.

Hello.

So this, the theme today is relatively about roommates.

And roommate stories, we've had them before.

They're always shocking, unbelievable.

They're just fascinating.

And Damien, you and I used to be roommates forever ago,

so I'm curious if we're gonna relate to this stuff.

All right.

We were the protagonists.

We were the good roommates.

All right, here we go.

First story.

Am I the asshole for moving my roommate's insulin out of the way?

Off to an awesome start.

Off to an awesome start.

So this is a 27-year-old man.

So my roommate, a 23-year-old woman, is a type 1 diabetic, and she stores her insulin

in the refrigerator.

I decided to throw a huge surprise party for my best friend, a 28-year-old man, this weekend. I knew the party would be a massive hit and I was super excited to see the look on his face when he walked in. To make the party unforgettable, I ordered a giant custom-made ice cream cake, which needed to be kept in the fridge. When I got home with the cake, I realized there wasn't enough room in the fridge for it. My roommate wasn't home, so I couldn't ask her if I could rearrange her stuff. I saw her insulin, and I thought it would be no big deal if I took it out for a few hours while the party was going on, just to make room for the cake. I mean, I didn't think she would need it during the party since she wasn't even invited. Anyway, my roommate came home unexpectedly during the party, noticed her insulin was missing,

and absolutely freaked out. She started yelling at me in front of all of my guests, making a scene

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