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Evening, folks, and welcome back to our little radio show on this side of the galaxy.

I'm your host, Dean.

And I'm also your host, Will, come in you live from Metropolis.

And we are the world's finest radio show.

And right before we take calls, I actually have a story about something pretty exciting that happened to me last night.

It sounds like it's the big thing you were alluding to.

I didn't want to give you the full details about it until we were on the air because this is huge news.

Well, if it's huge news, we're here. What better place to tell us?

Right, right. Okay, so I'm coming out of O'Malley's on Maine last night, and who happens to be there but a bunch of rowdy, noisy, daily planetaires having some sort of office party or whatever.

Okay.

And, okay, long story short, I go to leave.

I leave out the back door.

Um, and I get mugged.

What?

Yeah.

You got mugged?

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