The following is a recording of an exclusive meeting intended for members of the World Organization of Wowsers.

Those of you who are not members, well, you can listen to, I suppose.

Okay, people, settle down, settle down.

Reggie Shush, I know it'settle down. Reggie, shush.

I know it's just you and me here,

but all the members of the World Organization of Wowsers are listening in.

Well, that's who I'm talking to.

I want everyone to settle down and maybe curl up under a warm blanket.

And maybe grab a banana lumpkin spiced latte chino.

Like me.

I love this time of year.

Okay.

Hello and welcome to the November meeting of the World Organization of Wowsers.

I am Dennis Chairman and President. Right, the chair would also like to recognize

Reggie, who is our treasurer. Reggie, I recognize you. Yes, even with your Halloween

costume still on, I recognize you. No, you don't look like a ghost. You look like a giant pigeon who flew into one of my clean sheets.

Now, as is tradition, we will begin this meeting with the Wowser Pledge.

Please stand if you are able and place your right hand over your heart.

Right or wing.

Place your right hand or wing over your heart.

Please repeat after me. I, state your name, pledge to accept the honor and awesomeness granted to me by the World Organization of Wowsers.

And granted to me by Dennis the president and Wowsers. And granted to me by Dennis, the president and chairman.

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