Alan, you know about dirty sodas?

Yeah.

You ever had one?

You off that?

Well, I've had an Italian soda, which I guess technically is one, but that's like,

I feel like that was like the first iteration of it.

And like a cafe, it's just like a soda with like a bunch of... Italian soda is soda water. Soda water. Soura. Yeah. This is this. This has like cream in it. This presupposes the question, would if instead of soda water Mountain Dew? Right. Yeah. Right. And what if? So crumble cookies, just reading. They have a new, they're, they're dabbling in dirty soads now.

This is, well, I believe I call it soaking.

I think it's your soaking.

Yeah, dirty soaker.

Dirty sores.

It's called the crazy cousin.

This one's, there's one drink called the crazy cousins dirty soda. You're crazy cousin? How many grams of sugar do you think is in the Crazy Cousins, 32 ounce dirty sowed? And what's in it? It's a, it's a, I'm not going to tell you, but I always say it's got a mountain dew base. It's got to be at least 2,000 cows. It's got to be at least 2,000. You're saying too, well, how many grams of sugar? How many dune do 20 ounces, 77 grams of sugar? Okay. How many ounces is the drink? 32 ounces. It's not all Mountain Dew though. I know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Many other fucked up. So I, my initial guess was like 115 grams. I'm going to say 500 grams of sugar. I love that. Crazy. A half key. I don't know what else is in it. Is it like cookie crumbles in it or like? Okay, I'll tell you. Okay, I'll give you a little bit more information. Yeah. It's 32 ounces. Okay. It's made of Red Bull, Mountain Dew,

pineapple, strawberry puree, and coconut cream.

Okay.

Let's say like 350 grams.

It's 840 calories.

Okay.

And 186 grams of sugar.

Okay.

That's okay.

186 fucking grams. If you could visualize that in a baggie, that would, that's how I get myself to think about. Oh my God, that is a gigantic Ziploc bag full of sugar in one go. And that's 32 ounces, so that's a small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a children's minion. This is only, you know, it's funny, only two of their 48 fucking flavors have a red bull. So if you want the bull, you're going to get the horns. That's the breakfast items. Yeah. Right. They're called chargers. The charged lemonade that was killing people was, I think, 300 grams of... That was a Panera, wasn't it?

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