Welcome to the Total Soccero and our preview of World Cup Group E.

Yes, it's the group where Spain hope they will reign and it's a talented team that wants to win Mucho under the guidance of their coach, Lucho.

But one team will try and give them an early bath is our friends who qualified from Concaf.

Costa Rica shouldn't be too much for Spain to handle, but you never know with a Ford like Joel Campbell.

And when you're thinking of potential champs, it will be pretty daft if you didn't consider the boys from Demandshaf.

Germany have won four times and their aim should be true, especially now Timo Verna won't

have the ball on his shoe. And finally, there's another team who expect to go through and there's

no shortage of talent on the samurai blue. Will Japan stop the Spanish or Germans from progressing?

Maybe, but hopefully our previews will aid your guessing.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, a man who has not sat down for a whiny tell-all interview with Pierce Morgan lately.

Taylor Rockwell, hello.

Lately and never, my friend.

If I were to do a whiny tell-all, I assure you it would not be with Pierce-Morgan.

Didn't know I could dislike Christiana Ronaldo more than I already did, but turns out I could. Yeah. Christiana Ronaldo, do you think he was thinking, this will fix everything from me at Man United? In the sense that it forces them to get rid of him, yes. I think they have to basically what, pay him off, cancel his contract, whatever it will take. Because he was, as far as I understand, available for transfer, if people could meet his demands and people could not meet his wage demands. So who knows if that's the case, but either way, yeah, this feels like he was told, maybe just say some things that remind everybody that you need to move. And instead of saying a few things, he said a whole bunch of things. Yeah, well, prospective buyers, this is the quality of the character you may be buying.

Guy who says lots of terrible things about his club and then pieces out to Qatar straightaway.

Wonderful.

Yay, yeah.

Also here, Taylor, a man who can analyze a soccer game much quicker than his state can count votes.

Joe Lowry, hello.

Yeah, that is true.

I blame mail-in ballots for that, and that is legitimately the reason why. We're not just slow counters, guys, I promise. You and the GOP, my friend. I also liked this whole bit about, I don't know if you guys got this tweet. I think we're all tagged in it about how crazy we all go when Ryan rhymes in the introduction. I don't know if you guys percent that. It was a meme. I think at least Graham and I were tagged in it. And I'm still chuckling at it because Ryan, that intro was great. And your rhymes are funny. And I laughed. That's just how it goes. If I could have thought of a word to rhyme with Baluga, I would have replied to that tweet, which had a lovely little whale in it. Tortuga, man. From at Climbing Cantor to give the credit. That was beautiful. Thank you. Tortuga, I could have gone in a hole. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Man, I'm going to go retire. Not before I introduce a man who has something in common with Duel Lepa, as he won't be performing at the Qatar World Cup opening ceremony. Is that right, Graham Ruffin?

Well, I saw that Jolie P has rejected the notion that she will be performing at the Qatar World Cup. So maybe I'm going to get the call anytime soon. Maybe I'm maybe third or fourth

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