World Cuck

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2018

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Akaash and Schulz discuss someone almost dying at Andrew’s DC show Kyrie’s recent sassiness, Kawhi’s future and the Cooligans (Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco) come on to explain soccer and the World Cup. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to the Flagrant 2 podcast. There's no easy buckets. Analysis by
0:11.4	Assholes Water Cooler commentary for your sports needs. I'm Andrew Schultz. I'm here
0:16.2	with Akash Singh. Yeah. Kaz is, he's on his WWE grind. Hopefully we get Kaz back next week,
0:22.9	but he's the hardest work I'm in in entertainment. So he's hustling, hustling, hustling. I gotta
0:29.4	say thank you to everybody who bought 551 who's been streaming 551. Right now we're recording this
0:37.9	on a Monday, but we just got word from Billboard that the Billboard charts will drop tomorrow and it
0:42.9	will be the number one comedy out in the world. Yeah. That's crazy. I did not know that. So we got
0:48.9	the Billboard charts going, man. I think that's an interesting. That's dope. Yeah, that's so cool,
0:53.5	man. That wouldn't be able to happen without you guys. And I know a lot of you out there streamed
0:57.5	it and just bought the album anyway. And I appreciate that, man. I really do because when you buy that
1:02.7	shit, it's not even the money that goes to my pocket. It's more just like a purchase counts for
1:09.2	like way more streams. So like that's really how you make shit happen. I know a lot of you
1:13.7	motherfuckers did that for me. So I appreciate so much you guys supporting it. And it's just cool.
1:17.9	So now we got to get an Emmy. I don't know if they'll let me win an Emmy. Alex, you think they'll
1:22.3	let me win an Emmy? Isn't Emmy for TV? Oh, what's the one? Grazie. Oscar. Grammy. Grammy.
1:30.5	Definitely not going to let me win an Emmy. You know, see benders? I can't.
1:36.8	But I don't know if they do just because the material is kind of scandalous.
1:40.0	I had a very convincing role as a gay and a Johnny. That's good. I was good. Very convincing.
1:45.6	Confident and vulnerable. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're vulnerable, right? Did I tell you the story with that?
1:51.8	Yeah, I was there. What happened? Wait, you were? Wait, you didn't know?
1:55.9	Well, who didn't know? No, no, no, no, no, the story with the scene. Maybe. I don't think they told
2:01.7	the guy that he was butt-fuckin. So, but I assumed he knew he was butt-fuckin. So when I met the guy
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