Oh fuck I gotta have a catchphrase huh?

Oh for first time doing this.

It's been a minute.

Uh, hi everybody and welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast that won't charge you extra

if you're fat or disabled to have a job.

Question mark?

That was a very direct one.

I know your thoughts on this matter.

This is one where I am not coming in fresh and it's one where I have strong feelings

already and I'm looking forward to having those feelings fed.

I am Michael Hobbs.

I'm Aubrey Gordon.

If you would like to support the show, you can do that at patreon.com slash maintenance

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You can also listen to Mike's new show if books could kill wherever you get podcasts

and you can pre-order my new book.

You just need to lose weight and 19 other myths about fat people.

Both of those are also linked for you in the show notes.

And Michael, today we're talking about workplace wellness programs.

Yes.

I interrupted your rant to make you talk about logistics.

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