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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, Deadpool here. We're very excited to be joining you, but we should set the table correctly.
0:05.4	We're mostly going to make enemies with Disney and make a lot of jokes at huge expense.
0:09.4	Come again.
0:10.4	So sit back, relax, while we travel to a place where grown men and women walk around in
0:16.2	tights and act like it's not a giant cultural cry for help.
0:19.8	Because this is cinema.
0:23.0	Oh my God.
0:25.0	Marvel Studios Deadpool and Wolverine in
0:28.0	cinemas Thursday July 25th.
0:30.0	Well, first of all, right quick, Coach, since I got you on the line.
0:33.0	I just want to check in on the status of your program.
0:36.0	You keeping those boys inspired?
0:38.0	What do you turn into?
0:40.0	He turned into motivational quotes to wall hangings.
0:42.0	Have you gotten a tattoo of any made up
0:44.8	Abraham Lincoln quotes or anything coach? Well one thing I did is this I said that you
0:48.7	know what you know when we have Fridays in our family what do we do on Fridays in our family we have
0:53.5	pizza night right we have pizza night because you don't get pizza on
0:57.1	Mondays okay Mondays when we show up to work and we tell the truth
1:00.3	okay Tuesdays that's Taco Tuesday because we take our
1:03.0	responsibility. Truth Monday. That's right. And after that we take all of our
1:07.8	hurt that we've gotten from telling the truth because the truth ain't easy. Okay? We
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