Workout Thirst Traps | Your Mom's House Ep.686

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

HIGH AND TIGHT!! It’s just the Main Mommies for this week’s episode of YMH. Tom and Tina discuss Tom’s appearance on Kill Tony, physician assisted suicide, hot Peloton instructors, remedies for hiccups, Chris Rock and Mike Birbiglia, CP’s trip to the White House. They watch a clip of a very cool prank involving a lion, Tom reveals he’s started gambling, and he brings Christine up to speed on his birthday gift for Bert: Adolf Hilter’s teacup.

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0:00.0	Did you miss YMH Live 9, a very cool Christmas, but you can watch it right now by going to livestream.YMHStudios.com.
0:09.0	And then I was doing PT rehab for my ankle.
0:13.0	And the PT lady was having me do squats and I'm not very good at them.
0:17.0	And you came in.
0:18.0	That's a...
0:21.0	Look at him. Look how he loves pointing at him.
0:25.0	Look how much he fucking hates me.
0:27.0	And I'm not very good at them as an understatement.
0:30.0	You're really bad.
0:31.0	Well, welcome.
0:34.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:45.0	You know, you're buying gifts for everybody else this holiday season.
0:48.0	Why not get yourself a gift, a brand new mattress?
0:51.0	You know, your back hurts.
0:52.0	You've been complaining.
0:53.0	You don't know why you don't sleep well.
0:55.0	Buy yourself a sock from mattress.
0:56.0	It really is the greatest mattress company in the world.
0:59.0	And I love my sock from mattress.
1:01.0	Every night I'm so thankful.
1:03.0	I sleep on my soleil.
1:04.0	It's soft.
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