Workmen, Bar Snacks and Kids Pranks

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and Steve Edge are back with you this Sunday! The guys both have workmen in at their houses, there's a 'Question For Steve' about bar snacks that leaves the pair thinking, and Jason shares a prank that his 10-year-old daughter pulled on him when he arrived home from tour. Plus, the guys have lots of your trivia in 'Hit Me With Your Best Facts'.

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0:00.0	The way you eat a cream egg says everything about you.
0:03.0	If you eat yours in small nibbles, that means you're real deep.
0:07.0	You can sense when someone's about to text you.
0:10.0	Huh.
0:12.0	Your dreams mean stuff.
0:14.0	You keep all your birthday cards in a little box.
0:18.0	And your happy cry at anything heartwarming.
0:24.9	Search cream egg test to find out who you really are.
0:27.8	Cabri Cream Egg.
0:29.0	How do you eat yours?
0:31.6	Jason Manford.
0:32.9	Absolute Radio.
0:34.5	Where real music matters.
0:36.9	Good morning.
0:39.8	It's the Jason Manford Show on Absolute Radio. Steve Edge is matters. Good morning. It's the Jason Manford show on Absolute Radio.
0:42.2	Steve Edge is here. Good morning, good morning.
0:43.3	Morning. How are you?
0:50.6	I'm all right, yeah. I'm like a prize fighter just sort of dodging viruses and stomach thugs. Yeah, I was going to ask.
0:51.3	Everywhere that come at me from nursery, from school. I'm all right.
0:54.4	I'm standing and the kids are barely standing, but that's the best of you know for this time of year.
0:59.7	One's great now, the little one who was really, he wasn't great.
1:02.6	He's fine.
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