Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

Or this beach is too sandy.

My name's Christine.

And my name is Sandy.

And where the host of Beach to Sandy water to wet.

A podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off-the-wall reviews on

the internet.

We find the funniest, real reviews about everything from Vegas weddings, matchmaking services

and Trader Joe's, to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween.

You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be set on the internet.

How else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?

We hear about the good, the bad, and that one-time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo

instead of a Halloween costume.

And believe it or not, we got to the bottom of it.

Join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcast.

Beach to Sandy water to wet is brought to you by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

You know, enough 70 and 80 hour weeks of SNL where it was just like, this is going

to kill us.

This isn't going to be fun anymore.

And we're going to like, wind up turning it away.

You know, we got in this industry to be performers and builders.

But now so much what we do is administrative.

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