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We're not going to be here for much longer because of the climate crisis. We only have a few months left.

I love that you support the green deal but it's not getting with a fast fuel. It's not going to solve the problem fast enough.

A Swedish professor saying that we can eat dead people but that's not fast enough.

So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this. We got to start eating babies.

We don't have enough time. There's too much CO2. All of you, you know, you're pollutant. Too much CO2. We have to start now. Please. You are so great. I'm so happy that you're really supporting the green deal but it's not enough.

You know, even if we would bomb Russia, we still have too many people, too much pollution. So we have to get rid of the babies that's a big problem.

A leader said AOC's turn hall meeting, getting the nods of approval from AOC and her minions turns out they're being trolled. That was a conservative activist group.

It strikes me that that's how far you have to go to make fun of her crowd and that they were nodding their heads with concern, not wanting to contradict her for a while.

Watch the video at Armstrong and Getty.com. It is amusing even as it's terrible. Armstrong and Getty.com. A few of our more well-read listeners have pointed out that Jonathan Swift in 1729 wrote a modest proposal which included and it was a parody.

Maybe eating is a strategy for something or other. There's a whole bunch of reasons I have no interest in being a politician and couldn't be a politician but one of them is listening to my constituents. I could not do it.

Oh my God. They're showing up and listening to people ran ball on with their personal problems and expected me to do something about it for hours. Oh God.

And no regard to how busy you are, how there's a line of people who want to say their problems, the rest of it, you would deal with that every single day.

Oh, I could not do it. Yeah. Yeah.

And just, you know, the Elizabeth Warrens and all these people who can sit there for hours and listen to this one person's particular problem.

And my aunt moved in and then the water heater broke and I did a shot.

You got to make it way more rambly than that though, man. My aunt moved in and she's got a bad knee because she used to, she used to walk a lot for her job.

She worked for the utility. She wasn't a line person, but she worked for him. And so she'd have to go out into her into into like the neighborhoods and she'd walk and she'd talk to the people and like three minutes later, they get back to the knee.

Five minutes later, they get to how the knee caused her to move in. You still have no idea.

It was going to rain that afternoon because my knee always hurts more when it's about to rain. And there's 450 people in line waiting for that chucklehead to finish their idiotic rambling story. And you got to just take it.

And then have some sort of statement of here's what I'll do to fix that particular problem in the words of Ricky Nelson. I'd rather drive a trough.

Oh, I don't know how they all do it. I take your question. I would say that a lot. Oh, that's right. We learned that one. I take your question.

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