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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That feels nice until those voices come back.

Happy Wednesday, everyone. So emails show that the White House scrapped Joe Biden's Navy ship tour after learning how many steps were involved.

Step one, apparently, was don't get your pants.

In response to Trump's efforts to rein in crime in D.C., Hakeem Jeffrey says the real crime scene is in the White House.

Which makes sense since abusing

a corpse for four years is a crime.

Judge Piro announced there is a $5 million bounty on a Haitian gang member known as Barbecue.

It's the most money spent on a barbecue since the views slow roasted that elephant.

Smattering of applause.

A smattering.

An MSNBC guest said he's more afraid of climate change than getting mugged in D.C.

But what he really should be concerned about is why he keeps getting struck by lightning.

What happened?

Holy crap.

Baseball's first female umpire made her debut Sunday, but made a bad call on the very first pitch.

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