“Work on my dimpling”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll talk to Jason Lockenforer about what's next for |
| 0:03.8 | Kyler Murray and other big news from around the NFL, and we will talk college basketball |
| 0:07.4 | and a recap of the Olympics with Pat 40. But first, commerce. |
| 0:14.4 | Previously on the Tony Cornhazer show. |
| 0:18.3 | You gave us a chunk of bread. |
| 0:20.0 | Did you? Oh, the boys lined up like pigeons that I handed out pieces of bread. Did you... Oh, I had... |
| 0:21.0 | The boys lined up like pigeons |
| 0:22.6 | that I handed out pieces of bread. |
| 0:24.5 | Bread lunch. |
| 0:24.8 | How great was it? That's great. That's all I'm saying. There is one... You would not remember this. You brought home a bread when I was a kid, and you left it on the counter. And over the course of an afternoon, I went up and I slowly picked out all the inside of the bread leaving the outer crust. |
| 0:39.9 | Really? |
| 0:40.4 | Perfect crime. over the course of an afternoon, I went up and I slowly picked out all the inside of the bread |
| 0:38.2 | leaving the outer crust. |
| 0:39.9 | Really? |
| 0:40.4 | The perfect crime. |
| 0:41.4 | Yes, until Tony found it. |
| 0:43.8 | You were as angry as if someone opened up your ginger rail in the fridge. |
| 0:49.3 | This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer. It was a great bread. Elizabeth's bread was a great bread. Phenomenal. You would always test the ginger ale to make sure it had the carbonation. Yeah, I mean, I don't drink much soda. But when you do, you want it to be carbonated. Yeah, it's like, what's that? The smartest man in the world. I don't often drink beer, but when I do, it's the most interesting man. |
| 1:11.9 | The most interesting man, yes. |
| 1:12.8 | Who's back, by the way? |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah, I saw it's a great campaign. |
| 1:15.5 | I drink ginger ale and sometimes orange soda. Orange soda. Well, that's only a games. Were you a Schwepp's guy or Canada Dry? I started out as a kid with Canada Drive because it was the only ginger ale I ever saw. |
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