I was just out in the hall, Monto, and you were too.

Uh-huh.

You almost got run over out there as a cyber truck rolled down the hallways here at the mothership next to American Airlines Center.

And this is not the first time that we've seen this.

So I think that means that we're about to get a very important guest, and actually

here he is right now. Oh, the head of X, SpaceX, and formerly Doge, the Department of Government

Efficiency, it's Elon Musk. You got the mic over there, Elon?

Thank you for having me on. And that's an interesting point you bring up. I'm no longer working at the Department of Government Efficiency. As you may know it is Doge. I left in my own volition. Nobody may leave. It was a voluntary decision I made. But it was important for me that I still keep efficiency where it's needed. And that's what brings me here the day. Well, why exactly are you here? And why do you talk so softly? And that's a good point you bring up. Despite no longer being at Doche, I'm here today because under the recently passed a big, beautiful bill, not many people knew this was added, but I became the director of frequent absence response team. You might know it is fart. And hear the reprimand the morning Musers radio show for stealing money from Cumulus Media.

I believe that the last time I visited, I spoke to a Dustin and BJ.

And according to our records at Fart, they have taken about the Musers.

I've taken a collective 73 days, six hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds of collective vacation time.

Well, your numbers.

Does that seem about correct?

Yeah, your numbers sound right.

I don't know about the rest of that.

This is Justin and DJ.

Close.

Did I hear you say you're the director of fart?

Yes, the frequency absence response team.

Nobody escapes fart.

Sometimes we fart and we're silent.

Sometimes S-F fart aloud.

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